Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Lamb Lies Down On Halloween

It's Halloween, which isn't as fun sounding as it used to be, and if it is, it doesn't ever turn out actually being as much fun as you think you thought it sounded, but I digress.
1. Marylin Manson - This is Halloween (mp3)
2. Ted Leo & Rx - I'm A Ghost (mp3)
3. Hot Blood - Soul Dracula (mp3)
4. RJD2 - The Horror (mp3)
5. Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast (mp3)
6. The Return of Count Yorga (mp3)
7. Fiona Apple - Sally's Song (mp3)
8. October Country - My Girlfriend is a Witch (mp3)
9. Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix) (mp3)

ALSO: Sufjan tells us about scary movies.

The Horror In All Of Us

A few of my favorite horror(ible) films.

by SUFJAN STEVENS

I grew up on horror films. I saw The Exorcist when I was five. A year later, Disney’s The Black Hole struck me as light fare, even though my older brother left the theater crying. My father once brought home a VHS rental of Day of the Dead and we watched it twice, eating take-out Chinese. A few weeks later it was Ridley Scott’s Alien, then Dead Calm, then The Shining. It didn’t phase me one bit. I never had nightmares.

In my imaginary television show, Vincent Price was the host, David Cronenburg was the director, and Freddy Kreuger played the lead. I’ve watched so much gore that modern horror films look farcical. I’m no longer a fan of the teenage slasher. It’s not scary anymore. It’s just messy and tedious. More recently, I’ve begun to uncover elements of horror in everyday life. The cockroach nesting under the sink. The metronome click of the radiator in the corner. The old woman in her chair on the street next door, who is always asking for change. In the same way, some horror films aren’t horror films at all. But they evoke a particular kind of consternation that settles under your skin like the flu. You can feel the palpitations of your heart in your ears. Here is a list of a few my favorites:

1. Night of the Living Dead—This is an obvious choice. Bad acting, cheap make-up, and clumsy camera work actually contribute to the overall panic affect. It’s so unscripted it begins to feel real. The still frame sequence at the end, when they burn all the bodies (with its genocidal overtones)—that still makes me sick to my stomach.

2. Decasia—This is a film that compiles all kinds of old film footage worn away by the elements, creating a ghastly composition of images that slowly break apart. The visual distortions create a burning, melting sensation, evoking the sense that all of life, and art, and culture, and society, the origins of language, everything—you, me--will eventually be cremated in the fires of time, whatever that means. Michael Gordon’s soundtrack is equally scary—a growling, swirling dirge, the sound of a great orchestra forced to play with bad intonation for 40 minutes straight. It’s a great horror film for a blind date!

3. An Inconvenient Truth—I couldn’t sleep for days. Melting ice caps, receding glaciers, New York City submerged in water, Al Gore and his gruesome pie charts. He’s like Darth Vader armed with a Power Point presentation. Yikes.

4. Eraserhead—It’s an art film, horror film, student film, philosophy film, whatever you call it. I like to think of it as the only horror film that doubles as a form of birth control.

5. Hell House—a clear, concise, empathetic documentation of an evangelical church’s tireless undertaking in constructing a theatrical Haunted House—in which different rooms act as stage sets where church members play out life or death scenarios meant to scare unsuspecting viewers into repentance. It’s not exactly a horror film, of course. But it’s horrifying in that other kind of way, in which ordinary people begin to behave in extraordinary ways so that all logic is turned on its head and you begin to worry that we are very near the end of civilization.

6. Glen or Glenda?—If you thought Plan 9 was bad, this one is the grand prixe of b-rate movie making. What’s more horrifying than alien invasion? Coming home from the beauty salon and finding your husband in drag. To be fair, Ed Wood looks good in angora. Who doesn’t? What’s really horrifying (in that sad, scary kind of way) is Bela Lugosi’s rambling, medicated monologue about the meaningless trajectory of life. “Pull the string!” He chants to the camera, like a mad puppeteer! And what about that free jazz number with the devil dancing around on the couch? What does that have to do with cross-dressing? Or puppets? Who cares! Oscars all around!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Mt. Eerie, SLC 10/19/06

Phil Elverum is very soft. He's soft-spoken. He sings softly. He writes softly. He plays guitar softly. (His guitar is strung with soft nylon strings). His green sweatshirt is soft. Phil Elverum is Mt. Eerie.

And Mt. Eerie played at Sarah Lawrence tonight. He sat in the corner of the Blue Room, with his soft guitar and his soft sweatshirt, and we all sat, spread out all over the floor, and he sang to us, softly.

And when it was time for him to go, he told us that he could play one more song, and that it was going to be a sing-along song, but there were too many words to tell us. So he said, 'Just read my mind, and sing along. And even if you're not really getting the brainwaves I'm sending you, just keep making noise and don't be quiet. I'll start slowly now.' And he began: 'Wwwwwhhhhheeeeeerrrrrreeeee iiiiisssssss Mmmmoooouuuuuunnnnnttttttt Eeeeeeerrrrrriiiiiieeeeeee?' And we watched his mouth and we sang along.

Mt. Eerie - The Dead of Night (mp3)

[buy Mt. Eerie/Microphones here]

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Grizzly Bear + TV On The Radio, Irving Plaza 10/17/06

It was raining pretty hard tonight. I was waiting for Snacks in Union Square, and I took refuge under the awning of Virgin Records. I look over to my right, and there's Kyp Malone, afro-enthusiast (that's the haircut, mind you) and 1/3 of the brains behind TV On The Radio. And he'd like to know what time it is. So I told him. And I'd heard that the Thin White Duke was going to be appearing at the show tonight, so I say to him, 'Hey man, I'm gonna be at the show tonight, and I hear Bowie might show up?' And he said, 'I dunno, man.' But he must really have not known, because Bowie didn't show up, and you'd probably say 'no' if you could in a situation like that, to curb the dissapointment and all that. Anyway. There was nothing dissapointing about it, rather much to the contrary, Bowie or no.

But first, Grizzly Bear.

Yellow House, the second album from the ethereal folk band, is high up on my album of the year list, and should and could be a contender for the real list, whoever that belongs to. If Brian Wilson, Sigur Rós, Enya, Devendra Banhart and Peter Gabriel lived in a small yellow cabin in the dark forest of Montana in the late 19th century (but had access to electric guitars), their all-star supergroup might have sounded like this. But maybe not. In this case, the music really does speak for itself, but I'd like to point out that, during the dimly-lit opening set, the four men of Grizzly Bear, in a line across the stage, all singing like they were in the bottom of a well, utilized the following:

1. Electric Guitars
2. Acoustic Guitars
3. an Electric Bass
4. Drums
5. Xylophones
6. a Marimba
7. a Moog Synthesizer
8. an Autoharp
9. Shakers
10. a Vocoder
11. a Recorder
and 12. a Cowbell

Grizzly Bear - Little Brother (mp3)
Grizzly Bear - Knife (mp3)

Grizzly Bear - Shift [live in The Bathroom] (video below)


David Andrew Sitek's guitar has wind chimes dangling from the end.

It's amazing how different two bands can be. After 15 mintues of quiet reflection, Snacks and I were thrust into the jerky world of chopped tempos and horn samples that is TV On The Radio.
Kyp Malone is the backbone of the band, standing very still and quietly singing his extremely high accompaniment to Tunde Adebimpe, who is neither quiet nor still. His microphone in his right hand, he runs around the stage flailing his left like it doesn't belong to him, like there's a devil inside. And of course, David Andrew Sitek (or 'the white guy' to those of you more visually-centered people) pranced around, his wind chime dangling all over the place. The show was non-stop noise, and even in between songs there was something going on in the background. The encore was the best part: the band (5 people) called out Grizzly Bear (4 more people) and all of the roadies and friends backstage (9 more people). They were each given some sort of percussion instrument (one drunken guitar tech was viciously beating a bottle of Jager with a hanger), and the group collectively went into 'Ambulance' from the record before last. With Sitek beatboxing, Grizzly Bear's drummer drumming, and everyone (including the audience) joining in on the 'dum dum dum dum dum dum' bassline, it was a bit of a magical moment.

TV On The Radio - I Was A Lover (mp3)
TV On The Radio - Ambulance (mp3)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Jack, This Isn't Fair.

' Tim Burton's holiday classic, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, makes a return to the big screen this holiday season in stunning Disney Digital 3D. The dazzling new make-over of the musical-fantasy was led by the film's original filmmaking team of Academy Award nominated writer/producer Tim Burton ("Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," "Corpse Bride") and director Henry Selick ("James and the Giant Peach") as well as the talented technical wizards at Industrial Light + Magic. Audiences will get closer than ever to Halloweentown's beloved Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington (voiced by CHRIS SARANDON), as he attempts to take over the Christmas holiday. Against the advice of Sally (voiced by CATHERINE O'HARA), a lonely rag doll who has feelings for him, Jack enlists three mischievous trick-or-treaters Lock, Shock, and Barrel to help him kidnap Santa Claus. Jack eventually realizes his mistake but has to contend with the evil Oogie Boogie before he can make things right and restore the Christmas holiday. Fueled by an unforgettable Grammy nominated soundtrack featuring ten ghoulishly delightful songs by Oscar nominee Danny Elfman ("Corpse Bride," "Big Fish") who also provided the singing voice for Jack, Tim Burton's THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 3D combines the Oscar nominated artistry of stop-motion animation with brand new state-of-the-art digital technology to create a unique and entertaining movie-going experience that is sure to become a modern holiday tradition. In select theaters starting October 20th.'

And the SOUNDTRACK. Just three songs, and

1) I'm convinced that Marylin Manson could have (should have, may have) written 'This Is Halloween'

2) I actually gain some respect for Fall Out Boy, because of their perfect version of 'What's This?'

3) 'Sally's Song,' one of the all time greatest OST songs, is covered by none other than Fiona Apple, machine extraordinaire.

Marylin Manson - This Is Halloween (mp3)
Fall Out Boy - What's This? (mp3)
Fiona Apple - Sally's Song (mp3)

[P.S. You get to keep the 3D glasses after the movie.]

Why you didn't call me?

Sorry to keep bringing up The Blow.

But, you see, I have to.

As you may know, their newest full-length, Paper Television, comes out October 24th. Their last EP, Poor Aim: Love Songs, was very much 'limited edition' and very much funky (being, as it is, Khaela's first collaboration with Y.A.C.H.T. aka Jona Bechtolt), and is now very much out of print. The good people who are The Blow have, incidentally, decided to give you this EP for free on their website until the new one comes out on the 24th. Highly reccomended.

The Blow - Poor Aim: Love Songs EP (.zip file)

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Juice


Today, the Sweatsuit of Doom will be running from 6-8, instead of 6-7. And as of now, the tracklist for each show is posted on the Sweatsuit of Doom page to your right.

This week's Sweatsuit of Doom theme song, as performed by Noah Fuller & The Ladies.

Sweatsuit of Doom Theme - Noah Fuller & The Ladies

ELSEWHERE: K-Fed on CSI, it's a must.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I Think She's Really Into Hip Hop

The Information is out today, and instead of having album art, our friend Beck gives us a blank cover.


And some stickers.


And man, was that a good idea. Here are ours:


Beck - This Girl That I Know [Japan Only B-Side] (mp3)

Sunday, October 01, 2006

The Trevor Stoutstown Massacre

So, Sunday is radio show day. Every Sunday, from 6-7 PM, I'll be playing a radio show. Sarah Lawrence College gave it to me. It's called Sweatsuit of Doom. No, I have no idea why.

It promises to be profane, that's for certain. And probably ridiculous in a variety of directions. And yet, there it is: perpetual, monotonous, and constant. Every week until mid-May, so you can listen if you'd like. Today, October 1st, shall be the first of these shows. Anytime at all, you can click on the Sweatsuit of Doom link there on the right, and it'll take you to a page dedicated soley to said radio show. Maybe even someday there will be a list of songs played for each show. Sure, why not? So click once on the bunny below, and the show will be put into your iTunes. It looks like a song, but it's not. It says 'Sarah Lawrence College Radio,' and whenever you click on it, the station plays. But watch out, there are other people on it than I, and I absolutely cannot vouch for most of them. Simple.

And the Lord said Sweatsuit of Doom, and he saw that it was good.